I had been looking for a parking space for fifteen
minutes. A man, no gentleman he, cut me
off and grabbed the one near the store entrance. I had a sudden vision of me as
Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes
and hallucinated a satisfyingly car crunching end to the blue Mazda but knew
neither my husband nor my insurance agent would think it funny, so I kept
looking. After another ten minutes I saw
a van leaving. I raced to the spot and pulled in relieved the search was
over. I glanced at the black Mercedes-Benz
beside me. The sun glinting off its dark windows made me squint. The passenger side window silently rolled
down. Inside were two men dressed in dark suits, wearing mirrored sunglasses
looking straight ahead. Then, simultaneously they turned toward me,
tight-lipped, unsmiling. I felt chilled
suddenly and thought of big eyed bugs, creepy crawly bugs, with lots of wriggly
legs.
The man closest to me said with a slightly robotic voice, “Back it up and
move on, Lady.”
“Excuse me?”
“This parking space is reserved,” he replied.
I just stared at him for a full minute. It
didn’t appear to faze him or make him the least uncomfortable. It should have cause I’m a mom. That worried
me a little.
“Look,” I said, “I’ll only be a minute. I just need to run in for
some milk.” He stared at me, then said, “You don’t need milk.”
“I don’t need milk,” I mumbled and backed my car out and
drove away.
Loved the humor in this, Debi. The you as Kathy Bates scenario had me going, as well as the creepy, crawly bug thing.
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